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  • Sam Potter Another great day here at Smash Solutions. Drop us a line and get more info. Look forward to meeting with many of you tomorrow for a product demonstration and showing you how to generate huge traffic to your sites.
    July 10
  • Valerie Maresca Don't have any idea if this is true or not but it made me laugh: ENJOY At a recent computer  expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the  auto industry and stated,    "If Ford had kept up with  technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that  got 1,000 miles to the gallon."   In response to  Bill's comments, Ford issued a press release stating:   If Ford had  developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the  following characteristics (and I just love this):       1. For no reason  whatsoever, your car would crash.........twice a day.       2.. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new  car.    3... Occasionally  your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the  side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and  reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply  accept this.    4.... Occasionally,  executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and  refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the  engine.    5..... Macintosh  would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast  and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the  roads.       6...... The oil, water  temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single  "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.    7....... The airbag  system would ask, "Are you  sure?" before  deploying.       8........ Occasionally,  for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in  until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold  of the radio antenna.    9......... Every  time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the  old car.       10.......... You'd have  to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.    PS - And when all else fails, you could call "customer service" in some foreign  country and be instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car  yourself!
    April 2
  • Rob Acevedo Hi Smash Friends,  I want to thank all of you for your connection and friendship.       A friend and I have been developing a web site called .  Would you be willing to watch the short video on the site?  We are trying to make the short video on the site go viral and get 10,000 hits in a very short time.    If you decide to put your information in the opt-in form on the site we will send you a FREE Sample of the Best Tasting and Healthiest Coffee in the World.    Again, thanks for your friendship and for your consideration to watch the short video.  Take care and be well.
    October 13